Inceptionization

A thought or vision of something that should or will come to be.

I had an Inceptionization the other day when I was gardening...

by Iruntintowallsalot January 16, 2011

Inception texting

When multiple conversations are being actively discussed with the same person via text message. The inception generally starts out with a normal text message conversation and as the discussion becomes greater, often times smaller casual topics branch out. This branching out can lead to many different topics being discussed in multiple messages sent to an individual. As the conversation begins to grow, one text does not suffice and can lead to one or two additional messages, propelling both subjects further into the conversations and subject matter being discussed.

Jim: "Hey, check out Joe. He is inception texting that chick again."
Kevin: "What's her name, Jenny?
Jim: "Yeah, they are pretty deep this time. You can tell by the drool puddling in the corners of his mouth."
Kevin: "He is going to need a big kick to get out of this one, I'll get a glass of water."

by jpat December 4, 2012

Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".

Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.

by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013