Im intelligent

oh im intelligent, no your Samuel!
by EDDE_PEDDE September 27, 2018
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Humor Intelligence

Humor Intelligence (HI) refers to an individual's ability to understand, appreciate, and generate humor. Similar to Emotional Intelligence (EI), HI exists on a spectrum, ranging from low to high, depending on a person's capacity to grasp the nuances of jokes, funny stories, or comedic situations. Additionally, Humor Intelligence measures one’s ability to craft and deliver humor effectively, engaging others and eliciting laughter.
Imagine you're at a dinner party, and someone spills a drink. A person with high Humor Intelligence might quickly defuse any embarrassment by saying:

"Well, at least the table was thirsty!"

or

"Looks like the floor was feeling left out—now it's part of the party!"

This shows HI because they:

Recognized the moment—a minor mishap that could be awkward.
Quickly assessed the situation and found a lighthearted way to address it.
Delivered the joke in a way that put people at ease rather than making anyone feel uncomfortable.
by Howie Haber March 11, 2025
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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023
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Intelligated

The other way of saying intellijated, even more properly. The actual fucking one.
I am Astounded, I can't believe Mr. Obama actually is intelligated enough to use Semi-colon's; and Mr. Trump isn't.
by ThatonedudEric October 10, 2019
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Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?
by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020
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Intelligence

You don’t have intelligence
BOOM BITCH
by ColombianJerk February 20, 2019
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