Instagramateur model

The perfectly styled young women and men in Instagram feeds, usually for lifestyle brands.

Her? She's an Instagramateur model. I saw her on that recycled denim and cold brew coffee company's feed this morning.

by udobserver May 23, 2014

Instagramagician

The ability to perform magic with your instagram posts to appear more glamorous, attractive, important, and/or overall more exceptional than in reality.

She is an instagramagician. She looks like a model on instagram but a mechanic in real life.

by Mynicefupa June 17, 2016

Instagram

Social media app developed by Burbn, inc. In 2010. Famous for its photo based posts.

Guy #1 :Yo, can you give me a shout out on instagram?
Guy #2 :Sure bro. (posts) "Follow my boy @loudenakin , you won't regret it!"

by OGdogbone July 7, 2016

instagram cute

A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.

Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."

by simcitymayor March 26, 2017

instagir

noun; a girl who frequently posts only attractive pictures of herself on social media, especially instagram, in order to gain attention and self-validation from strangers on the internet

Guy 1: Hey man, have you met Lexi? I thought she was pretty cool when I met her in person but then I found her on Instagram and realized she was a instagir.

Guy 2: Good luck with that buddy. She already has the interest of every dude on social media.

by Tyneous April 15, 2017

instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017