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The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023
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Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....
OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.
by Horticus June 16, 2024
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 4, 2024
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An infection

Is destroying my brain. The AI is not doing that. The not being paid and, therefore, rendering me unable to pay for aid is destroying my brain and you choosing to be a barrier to that happen is doing that to me. Not the AI.
Hym "An infection... Is doing that. Not doom-scrolling. Not not working out. Not not cleaning my room. Not not taking YouTube advice. And certainly not AI. An infection that is being misdiagnosed as TMJ is destroying my brain and the references people at making at me are not delusions and have nothing to do with MY brain. So, no, just murder them. They really just don't need to live that bad."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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