slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered”

“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”

by #soslamed February 16, 2024

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.

“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

clam slammer

The act of a naked woman repeatedly and aggressively forcing her vaginal lips upon another woman's during the act of lesbianic love making.

Blimey Sharon, you were really giving it some last night, I haven't had a good clam slammer like that in years.

by tony2x June 7, 2016

Wentzville Slammer

When you line up 4 naked bitches from the back side and plow each one while wearing a Michael Myers mask.

Adrienne, Tamara, Sandy, and Tammy all got slammed by Russ...thus completing the Wentzville Slammer.

by Churner69 February 11, 2021

Ohio Slammer

When Wonka leaves you a gift on your chest

#TryIt
#JustOmce

Wonka left a Ohio Slammer all over me while I was sleeping

#ThisIsTgeFourthTime

by Jewbaca June 10, 2022