When drinking a mega-fuck ton of alcohol and you're not only slammed or hammered....you're SLAMMERED
Bruh.....I'm so.....SLAMMERED RIGHT NOW
by Hola Bums May 20, 2017
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A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.
Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.
by Twisted T. December 31, 2012
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When you get so drunk you end up in jail.
I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.
by Matt the Welcome Mat August 09, 2020
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When she’s had more cocks than your sister, you’ll know she’s got a gaper bud.
I thought she was tight but man was that a slammer pussy.
by Redneckgirl101 December 23, 2020
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when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you
The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.
by Coop Dupe December 08, 2019
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The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.
"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."
by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010
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