by HUHDUH June 23, 2005
Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.
Why?
Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.
Why?
Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.
by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018
When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.
Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals
Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals
Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
by Danyo February 19, 2003
The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.
Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly
by Emu eggs November 03, 2020
Person 1: Bro I’ve mudded 5 times in the past 3 hours
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.
by Quintessential Daddy September 18, 2019
You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013