Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

Publicity patriot

Social media patriots.

People who have done nothing to benefit this country but are quick to defend it for attention on social media outlets. Publicity Patriots

by True patriot September 26, 2017

Public Farter

A person who farts publicly usually without shame

Harold: *Fart*

Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking

Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter

Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in

by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021

public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender

At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!

by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022

Public Whispering

Whispering load enough in public for people to hear you while still pretending the converstaion is private. (Usually used when you are afraid the stranger you are talking about thinks what you are saying is mean when, in fact, it's not.)

John: *Whispering* "Steve, do you see that guy over there?"
(Then John sees the "Hat Guy" notice that John is whispering about him.)
John: *Public Whispering* "I love his hat."

{Note- When public whispering, the whisperer is only making sure that the subject of talk knows the conversation isn't gossip.}

by Hat_Girl March 30, 2010

Public Restroom

Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.

Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!

by stepshift October 15, 2018

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 9, 2014