Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.

Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.

by Professional Birder March 29, 2024

Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger April 01, 2018

coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 01, 2022

Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.

As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !

by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023

Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”

by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018