reality shifting

reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.

palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.

by ameliaishotlol June 09, 2021

Reality Bytes

The act of telling somebody how you truly feel about them on-line because you're too much of a pussy to tell them face to face.

nick says: Even mother Teresa would think you're a cunt
nick says: Bigfoot doesn't even exists but I bet he wants to fuck you over
nick says: Reality Bytes, asshole.

by NWorsley June 16, 2010

Reality Check

Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.

Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.

by Fast_Freddie August 05, 2008

Flirtual Reality

The infallible state in which one finds oneself while romancing others online.

Man, I get so caught up in talking to chicks online, it's like I'm in some flirtual reality or something.

by booface July 25, 2008

Unrealized Reality

Another term for an alternate universe, as shown in the television series Farscape.

In one reality, I killed you. In one, I was you.
Everything exists in one unrealized reality or another.

by Bananaramaundo December 26, 2009

Reality Slip

The thus unproven theory by which reality slips into an alternate universe resulting in mass ignorance and denial about observable cause and effect in social, economic and environmental patterns that empirical data clearly shows to be true. Reality Slip has been most observed in rural areas, the American South, and red states, though it can occur anywhere at any time.

Interesting speech Ms. Palin, you looked great, except your reality slip was showing.

by Phil A Buster May 06, 2015

reality

The idea that we must see what is real rather than see what we shall see. We must learn to actually exist as a coexisted population rather than split apart for different reasons. We must live together than apart.

Reality is not a cult.

by im_amazing_as_waffles January 22, 2011