Internet identity

When some one you know, just met, co-worker, etc. Acts, talks,types, or jokes differently online then they would in person.

Guy#1 hey can i add you on facebook

Girl#1 sure here you go

Later on......

Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book

Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?

Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.

Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.

by G-baby007 April 16, 2010

igent

A gentleman that observes netiquette on the internet

The igent develops tendency for courteousness.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

grammar identity

A "grammar identity" is when a person chooses to spell things a certain way, or act a certain way in their writing or typing. This can be applied mainly to grammatical errors, or mistypes.

"Hey, Mark. What's the English homework?"
"i think we got that thesi outline due."
"Mark, are you alright? You're typing weird."
"thats just my grammer identity. as my friend you should respeck that.
"Yeah, alright..."

In English class
"Now kids, let's try some practice on colon and semi-colon usage in proper grammatical form."
"Proper grammatical form?? Did you just assume my GRAMMAR IDENTITY??? Fucking pig!"

by merlington February 6, 2017

Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real

"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"

by SaneDrain November 2, 2022

Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

identiplank

some one that hides behind another pen-name similar in appearance

sheilas was talking to DAVES so she thought but it was really DAVE5 a identiplank

by Moderator October 28, 2003

Ibentised

Whenever you get hypnotised or mesmerized, you say "Ibentised"

Magicain: Who would like to come up to get hypnotised?
Man: Me, Me
Magician: Ok, Close your eyes, and when I snap, you will become a chicken
(After Act)
Magician: So, how are you feeling
Man: Ibentised!

by hungry hamburger November 4, 2007