weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???
normal person: no?? lol whats that
weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers
normal person: no?? lol whats that
weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers
by SpencerReidsBooks September 4, 2021
Get the i cant tell if i am jokingmug. 
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
Get the I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.mug. This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.
Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.
If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.
Women for you are a dime a dozen.
This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.
If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.
Women for you are a dime a dozen.
This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club
Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.
Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..
Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.
Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.
Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..
Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.
Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
Get the I don't chase em i replace emmug. A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
Get the I don't know why I have these gogglesmug. by Jen May 6, 2005
Get the i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]mug. by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012
Get the I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Upmug.