Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005

hurst green

a shit hole full of chavs, pikeys and weed aswell as fucking pakis who run one stop and the slowest man ever called robbie. HURST GREEN IS THE SHITTEST PLACE IN THE WORLD and the worst estate ever called coldshot where you will probs be shot if you go down it. The other thing that takes the piss is the amount of shit i find on my grass each day when the pikeys let there steroid fed dogs shit on my grass and get away with it WTF

hurst green the worst place in the world
full of pikeys
people who live off fucking benifits

by chipposs January 18, 2011

houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009

hustla dance

Dance that involves standing in mock boxing stance with one leg forward and fists raised. The front foot is kicked forward as the fists are rotated simultaneously in small circular motions to produce a smooth "hustla" dance image. Usually accompanied by dark hoody, baggy jeans, and ankle high kicks of Nike, Adidas, or Reebok brands to add to the overall smoothness and sex-appeal of the hustla/dancer.

"Yo kid you see that new dance your boy Cassidy dropped in that new I'm a Hustla video?"

"Yo check yo' boy out on the dancefloor gettin his hustla dance on! And check all the mad honies digging his phat kicks, too!"

by Ron from Medford May 4, 2005

hustle trees

To sell marijuana. G-Status.

"Nigga, What u up to this weekend??"
"Skrillin' to Oakland to hustle trees and get that guap"

by R.G.T November 12, 2007

Haustine

A sneaky little slut, who enjoys murfing people's seats and hausing frits in her spare time. A haustine is a big fan of doing the Haustice at the bar...

Jemmy: Did you see that sneaky little slut who was hitting on Frits boyfriend.

Benit: Ya she was definetly a haustine...

by Katie Hauszell February 10, 2010

Houston

Houston, Texas is located 45 miles north of Galveston and the Gulf of Mexico. And high temperatures in the summer are usually in the mid-90s.

Dallas is 300 miles from the Gulf and hotter, and the people there are a whole lot less friendly.

What was the dude thinking who said Houston was 70 miles from Galveston and 120 degrees in the summer??

by the migster May 6, 2006