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Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.
Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.
by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022
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hoop dance

A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.
"The hoop dancers were dancing freely to the music at the festival."
by wild*daisies February 11, 2010
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hoop dog

Expresses excitement for something. Similar to "right on!"
- Yo, man, the court's free, let's shoot us some baskets.
- Hoop dog!
by Christopher Hart January 25, 2006
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hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."
by John McNally April 25, 2008
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Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.
Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.
by Mysteriousdoor June 9, 2010
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hoop scum

by anti hoop August 2, 2011
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basketball hoop

basketball hoop is a small round object which can be inserted into any opening in the body and whilst inserted and exposed to said body parts, fluids will slowly begin to expand creating a hole in which pleasure can be enjoyed.

the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.
"i bought a basketball hoop yesterday jeff. " said bryan , " I cant wait to use it on Penelope's tiny nose"
by jlingzzz December 10, 2021
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