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Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
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Hooker pissed

hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
by MB1102 August 14, 2008
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hecker

you hecker gosh go away you heckery hecker
by kool kid dude kid man February 25, 2019
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Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties
Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."
by The prettiest demigirl September 11, 2021
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Vinnie Hacker

only the hottest man to ever exist but he makes tik tok thirst traps
Bro who was that guy??
It was my daddy, Vinnie Hacker
by LlamaLover😍😍 June 2, 2021
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hackers on steroids

Term jokingly used to describe members of Anonymous by Anonymous. Really used to make fun of the way a Fox News 11 reporter described Anonymous in a summer of 2007 report on Anonymous.

The report described a family that was supposedly targeted by Anonymous. The matriarch described the family's attempts at safety by shutting the curtains and showing off the new family dog.
These hackers on steroids have only two weaknesses: dogs and curtains.
by idon'tknowwhatnametouse February 3, 2008
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honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool
That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.
by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008
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