noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.
by Nachtein December 29, 2011
First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!
by Zed-Word Joseph May 29, 2011
a. Do you see that guys herp curt???
b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!
b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!
by Casey Jo Banyas October 15, 2008
by CANCERPOSITIVE January 08, 2017
For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.
by Anonymous2322 November 27, 2010
the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD
Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.
by studoo February 23, 2010
Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.
by jeerwood February 11, 2011