by MrCrafty September 21, 2021

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.
Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being
Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater
Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater
by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

by Bee Qweenfield September 10, 2020

by workplacethings December 19, 2018

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.
Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
by wch-meister August 9, 2017

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.
Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
by CrayKay November 27, 2012

A heater beater is someone who's both a little trigger happy but also so cocky as to pull a gun over anything, wether his intent is to use it or not
by DickGulper November 26, 2024
