Heater

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.

Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.

by wch-meister August 9, 2017

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017

arkansas heater

To deliberately pass gas in an enclosed space, such as a car, truck, or trailer, to provide warmth and stuffy air.

Rick turned on the old "Arkansas heater" in his truck to warm things up.

by thjam September 19, 2014

The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

heater on

Drunk; beyond a buzz but not yet blasted.

That dude has a heater on and better stay the hell off that that moped.

by SemiFrost2 November 3, 2013