sexual harassment

When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.

Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.

Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.

Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?

Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.

Bob - D'oh!

by Anonymonymony March 12, 2009

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harrass

her-ass -A rednecks term to describe his womans bum!

i nafta harrass!! i know your girls fine but did you see harrass??

by robkari December 26, 2011

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malka hadassah

Crazy alcoholic that knows how to balance both the booze and boys. Shes also yeshivish af.

“Im hungover I guess I got a little too Malka Hadassah last night.”

by Ilovemalkahadassah May 7, 2019

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what the sexual harassment?!

used as exclamation when people are awkward at your body

ewww taylor just eyeraped me!
what the sexual harassment?! gross!

by samarai anthem October 21, 2008

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sexual harassment

One of the many things a woman can use to control men.

Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.

Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass

by SamRoe April 10, 2008

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