Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

Porn Haircut by PornHaircut February 10, 2014

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Fabian Haircut

A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.

Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.

Fabian Haircut by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018

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sea-urchin haircut

a haircut with sticking-out hair suggestive of a sea-urchin. It is also scraggly.

The girls have a sea-urchin haircut.

sea-urchin haircut by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012

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emo haircut

Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.

LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.

emo haircut by Mati April 13, 2005

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half a penis haircut

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

half a penis haircut by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

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Russian Haircut

When a male bites the females pubic hair off with his teeth

I gave that bitch the Russian Haircut

Russian Haircut by Tha Real MC June 19, 2008

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Devil's Haircut

getting your balls/ pubic region shaved/ trimmed

Damn, my balls are itchy, now that I've got that devil's haircut

Devil's Haircut by antisocialappatheticmentor October 17, 2003

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