Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
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What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt
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I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
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My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af
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Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.
Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)
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Have you ever had a dream

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.
"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"
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