grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

Mean mr. Grumpy

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Dickie grumpies

When your angry because you can’t cum in or on another person.

My tinder date canceled on me, now I have the dickie grumpies.

by ShelbyAve March 29, 2025

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

Grumpy

A grumpy as per Johnny Depp vs Amberd Heard - "a human being had dropped a grumpy onto the bed" to shit the bed and leave it for someone else to find.

I was surprised to find Amber Heard dropped a grumpy in my bed.

by Grumpyhunter July 7, 2023

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025