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Grinches

An item that people want and you have it but won’t give it to them, like Marijuana either smoked from a bong or a joint
Yo! Give me the grinches!
by Reuben Gabriel March 8, 2024
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Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
by c. wrangler July 14, 2022
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Grinch

The dorks thought that demolishing the prominent buildings they loved and trying to change the heart of the neighborhood forever would be like what the grinch did with Christmas to the locals, except it would last all year every year, they thought that burning them, demolishing them, cutting their trees down would crush them, and yet their Camelot lived on.
by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
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The grinch

Dr. Seits
Dr. Seits has had so many plastic surgery’s that she looks like the grinch
by Coleman middle school February 5, 2022
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Ripping A Grinch

Jemma walked into the mall bathroom, disgust flooding her face. "It smells like somebody is Ripping A Grinch in here!"
by The Grinch Ripper January 16, 2026
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Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.
Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
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