Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

Greasy Steamer

when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn

person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!

by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020

Greasy George

A lanky, slippery pond frog.

"That greasy george is tough one to catch".

by spencer001 February 14, 2012

Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.

I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.

by Natty Frank October 22, 2020