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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...
Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013
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Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle
by Granny guzler January 1, 2020
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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
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granny boi

That one kid in ur class that gets bullied for NO FRICKEN REASON…….. well except for liking CB
by YyyYyYEeEAhhHh kid February 8, 2023
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Fanny Granny

(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.

2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.

3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019
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granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009
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granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.
A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008
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