50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.
by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022
Get the Goldfish mug.Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
Get the My goldfish ate my homework mug.Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
Get the Goldfish poop mug.Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024
Get the Goldfish mug.Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.
Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
by Bluvseuly March 25, 2020
Get the Goldfish scene mug.the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024
Get the goldfish memory mug.A cute little fish
It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours
It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours
It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
She is my goldfish
by Thegoldsishgirl June 11, 2023
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