the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.
James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011

by B.Mussolini March 22, 2022

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive
by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
by softboy13 April 5, 2019
