gherkin

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"
sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 5, 2004

gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.

(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....

by kori. April 5, 2008

gerk

the girls of middle school in MD

geek+nerd+dork

omg that guy is such a gerk. he hangs out with his caluclator.

by hawwt shortiee May 13, 2005

Gnork

Combination of a "Geek" "Nerd" and "Dork" basically the best combination of the coolest and smartest people alive!
Meant in a non-derogatory way.

Jim Parsons aka Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory

Donald Glover

"Sheldon is the biggest Gnork there is!"

"But he is also the cutest Gnork ever!! "

by cyanidequeen March 5, 2012

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

gner

1. A brief exclamation used to denote the sudden realization of a missed observation or situation
2. A general exclamation of realization, bearing a negative connotation
3. A phrase of displeasure or distaste

1. a) Did you remember your smokes? b) Gner! Forgot 'em...
2. Gner! We have a test today don't we?
3. She blew me off. Gner.

by new32 October 8, 2007