gleba

n. A colloquialism, pertaining to emphasize a male sexual tyrannosaurus in his prime; who in any situation is able to seduce, or to put in layman terms ‘pull’ a member of the opposite sex by any and all means possible.

Like the Mallard Duck and Peacock, the ‘gleba’ male will go to great lengths to secure a mate. This young ‘gleba’, for instance, has donned a vibrant all pink outfit to ensure success during the mating season. In this case, the flamboyant color scheme serves the dual purpose of both helping him get noticed by females in heat and distracting other males who will be too busy beating his ass to steal any of his mates. A borderline suicidal strategy, but successful nonetheless.

by The rest of the world and some more July 24, 2008

Glebov

Someone who has a crap sense of direction and spacial awareness. They are very skilled at what they do, but tire very quickly, meaning that their skills are futile.

Homer Simpson (who is skilled at eating). Everyone knows someone who is a Glebov.

by Saul Posel July 24, 2008

globbery

An adjective to describe an item that has the characteristics of both goopy and sloppy

Don't eat the globbery piece of shit burrito in front of me. You look like a fucking pig.

by Joe P. July 28, 2003

turkey glibber

A person who steals food off your plate when you aren't looking.

I could have sworn I had four tater tots before I turned around. You are such a turkey glibber!

by FireLily April 27, 2004

gleebangloban

a dirty word used to explain dirty things

i just geebanglobaned on his gleebangloban!!

by chingwong May 20, 2007

Globber

One who globs huge spoonfuls of peanut butter into one's mouth as a snack, a meal, or a brief antidote for life's anxieties.

Is she into cooking?

Nah, she's a globber.

by fritz_lapook September 28, 2009

Gebbed

High, on drugs, Under the influnce, happy, excited, Crazed, smacked, baked

Yo I was mad gebbed last night at the party

Yo I didn't even know niggaz was going be gebbed

by Smackin iiht May 1, 2010