Gender Gifted

Cis people who get upset when they're misgendered on the street

I'm gender gifted because I wear a flannel shirt occasionally and I have a vagina.

by jackintosh11 November 23, 2015

robo-gifting

The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.

I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!

by draino July 25, 2012

throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.

I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.

by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014

Revenge-Gift

When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.

Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.

by yoyo42 July 18, 2018

hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.

Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?

by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019

Aesthetically gifted

Means an impressive physique or extreme attractiveness. An admirable and great physical beauty.

A bodybuilder with very well-defined muscles is an example of someone being aesthetically gifted.

by Fekynel March 1, 2019

gift sack

The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.

"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."

"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"

by shopping_w/Satan May 21, 2009