gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!
I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!
by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 19, 2024
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Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022
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feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'
"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."
by YouChubi September 08, 2008
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Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.
We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.
by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022
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Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.
Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...
by SimmyMatty December 03, 2018
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