Norwegian Field Goal

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

any hole is a goal

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl

you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"

by landerson4 November 21, 2016

rad dad goals

a phrase, usually used as a hashtag, that expresses admiration for another person's father

"OMG, her dad just made a pun! he is rad dad goals"
"#raddadgoals"

by lescoffeebeans March 7, 2015

Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

by Three points November 25, 2016

brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.

Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.

by Jake Beck November 19, 2016

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009