Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010

The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

futureminisce

predicting something yet to come and discussing it

lets futureminisce about when you're a giant international music sensation

by kindred December 25, 2014

Future Business Leaders of America

A derisive term for WASPy young privileged white people in their 20s and early 30s, generally wealthy and Republican. Oftentimes finance bros.

A: Let's go to that cool bar in Williamsburg tonight.

B: Nah, on weekends it's full of Future Business Leaders of America.

by Gregoryg June 4, 2016

past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014