funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

Funky Drawer

A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.

I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.

by Tony_D April 5, 2010

funky doo

An extension to the word 'funky' emphasising the general amazing funkiness of something, mainly an object e.g. clothing

Sinead, you look funky doo in that dress!

by Princess_Sparkle February 18, 2008

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014