A mindless teenager of the MTV generation, a sheep, one who cannot use the english language correctly, teenybopper, douchebag.
by GregR April 13, 2007

Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
by Dwight K. Schrute August 4, 2007

by Mark April 18, 2005

Goddamn, these liberals are a bunch of fucktards. Those fucktards, driveling with their liberal fucktardedness.
by ABN December 5, 2006

sentence: "Dont be such a retard" that is the normal sentence in a person that dosent say an attack on intelect. the full force term and more attacking (per say) is "dont be such a fucktard!"
) "you are a fucktard
) "fucktard dont talk."
) "you are a fucktard
) "fucktard dont talk."
by Derek C. October 14, 2003

Noun?? The mental state immediatly after really great sex. Charactoristic of acting silly, goofy, being clumsy or just generaly in a silly mood following awesome sex due to lots of endorphines running rampit throughout the brain. To be fucked stupid.
That sex was sooo great, afterwards he was acting fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.
by Silly Fuck June 25, 2010

An idiot. A screwup.
(When your friend is walking on the edge of a board and making it flip over) You: Just walk on the center and don't be a fucktard!
by Liface February 17, 2003
