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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?
by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017
mugGet the frozen mushroommug.

Frozen Wendy

A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.
I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!
by kozhub July 13, 2022
mugGet the Frozen Wendymug.

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
by jake December 18, 2004
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Frozen Franklin

Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.
Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!
by dmcwill24 January 10, 2011
mugGet the Frozen Franklinmug.

Frozen Fudge

When someone has drank too much at a party and goes outside to vomit but instead passes out. Then you turn them over on their back and shit in their mouth. This turd will eventually become frozen fudge.
" That Bruce guy was an ass all night, so when he passed out, I gave him a Frozen Fudge!"
by Chad Ross January 16, 2008
mugGet the Frozen Fudgemug.

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises
The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle
by Butxh September 20, 2015
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