freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.

Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.

by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011

freitzeit

freetime, space, to get away from, in a coma... this word is from German

i have no freitzeit at all today, my schedule is all booked!

by Allie D March 30, 2005

freetarded

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.

John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.

by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010

Frexting

Dancing while texting at the same time.

"Dude, look at that chick..she's totally frexting."

"Ian, go frext with that chick."

"I can't dance with her..she always frexts."

by MiaAndIan April 17, 2010

frentis

A long handed man with double chins who happens to look highly uncomfortable when pictures are taken of him and you can find him at a library

I saw Frentis, his chins are bigger than my life goals.

by Tbhitskellic November 28, 2014

Frestie

A friend that's not officially your bestie, but not quite your best friend or maybe has multiple best friends and can't commit to just one.

friend bestie best friends frestie

by AGATHA1594 January 27, 2016

Fexting

The act of sexting through fax .

Hey my pager broke ; do you want to fext for a little tonight , it’s been forever since I rubbed one out over a freshly printed sheet of paper ; no honey I really don’t feel like fexting tonight , plus I need to print a paper and I don’t know if I have enough ink .

by Charles David sacramento December 14, 2017