When you pee in your lovers ass and then they turn around and spray the pee out of their ass and on your face
by Chump Stack August 7, 2010
Get the Rooster Tailmug. A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.
I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.
by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021
Get the Rooster Tailmug. Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!
by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022
Get the Wet roostermug. The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
Get the Procrastination Roostermug. by Loabn March 9, 2014
Get the Rooster Kissmug. by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017
Get the mud roostermug. I was at the bar last night and Rachel’s friend Sandy was being the biggest rooster goalie. I could have gotten it in if she wasn’t there.
by sballgame23 November 1, 2021
Get the rooster goaliemug.