egyptian flu

to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"

Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.

by roglewis April 12, 2009

airplane flu

The cold or flu one gets after flying on a airplane, especially after long flight.

After returning to New York from San Francisco John came down with airplane flu.

by thevineyard February 10, 2007

N00b flu

When a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.

You never leave your house! You're on the computer all the time. Dude, you've got n00b flu.

Example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
OMG i totally pwned this guy at CS yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, ROFL!

by 789.,. October 04, 2006

Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant

Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.

by Dyzfunction June 03, 2009

Brown Flu

The flu-like symptoms that occur when a person’s heroin supply dries up.

“It’s been 2 days since I shot dope. That brown flu isn’t kicking my ass”

by erbuxx September 05, 2020

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari February 27, 2014

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009