Flocking

The act of covering a inanimate object in your jizz and then covering it with pubes whilst using the jizz as a glue

Man 1: yo dude, you wanna go flocking with out pinky pie toys later?

Man 2: Im calling the cops.

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme April 20, 2025

Floping

Expressing flex and cope simultaneously as if they are in a unified super position state.

Buddy said software was going to zero as he bit into his bland avocado sandwich that cut his mouth, that he paid 14.99 for and it was suggested he was just floping to get by.

by Shogun1,000,000 July 21, 2025

Flocking

The act of cuming on a inanimate object and then covering it with your pubes whilst using the cum as a glue

Man 1: you bro, you wanna go flocking on our toys later?
Man 2: oh hell nah

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme August 3, 2025

Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.

This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

cndid flossing

Overt french kissing - ew

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".

Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!

by hammerjelly June 6, 2011

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013