Flog

Despite its many meanjjngs it can also be used as an acronym for Funny Looking Old Guy

The flog over there just keeps to himself.

Gee that flog has lucked in getting that pretty girl.

by Brackmeister June 12, 2019

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flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

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pub flog

A beyond middle aged bogan man, typically bald & wearing an give away airlines cap / hat that is excessively drunk and to incoherent to make any sense of his sentences.

"whats your name mate? Pub flog?"

by X4CD May 14, 2021

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Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 3, 2018

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blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 22, 2007

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Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

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