Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Flog

A Mechanical Engineer that likes to blow his own trumpet at every opportunity available. Believes everyone but himself is stupid, and has a hard time selling his product.

the guy over there is a "flog"

by mrwhoflungdung June 28, 2021

Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...

Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

florentine flogging

Florentine logging refers to the art of using two floggers, one in each hand, in many combinations. It’s most commonly thought of as swinging two floggers in interlocking figure 8 patterns.

I couldn't resist seeing my dom once she showed me how good she was at florentine flogging.

by soulcrusaduh May 3, 2024

Flogs night

Manage to have a good time despite enduring some bullshit.

*speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*

Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it

by Surfking93 June 30, 2020

Flog Goblin

Derived from the terms "Flog" (Aussie slang) and "goblin", in this usage goblin is simply added to depict the person in question as displaying fiend and or crab like characteristics.

Generally the adage of Goblin to the already quite derogatory term "Flog" is reserved for the most disappointing individuals in the social group of the native Australian youths.

**Who smoked the last durry(cigarette) Damo(Damien)?
*I'm pretty sure it was Kevo(Kevin), he's such a Flog Goblin

by FlogimusMaximus December 7, 2023