Fagging

Fagging is when a 40-foot gerbil sticks a fag up his ass.

My ass feels so empty, let's go fagging.

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

flagging

Noun. The art of shamelessly removing a Yelp! thread because one is thin-skinned and too much of a candy ass to handle adult themes.

Related word: flaggot, i.e one who "flags."

\(*o*)/

Dude, that candy ass flagged my thread less than 30 minutes after I posted it! I can't believe this shameless flagging! What a thin-skinned flaggot.

by Tommy243 January 25, 2011

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

fagging off

oh, that's just lovely. You put words into my mouth about doing such a sickening activity as that. I guess you think you're better than me because of it, don't you.

Laugh it up, enjoy the things that satisfy your sick hunger, but I won't drag myself down to your level.

by A Midwestern Christian April 17, 2005

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

fragging

The act of bragging on Facebook.

I hate it when all my high school friends keep fragging about how perfect their life is. People who would never say these things in person have no problems fragging.

by FacebookAC August 16, 2010