houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

the bible.

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

Firebending

Firebending is one of the four elemental Bending Arts, the pyrokinetic ability to create and control fire. The people of the Fire Nation and the lesser known Sun Warrior Tribe, practice this type of bending.

Fire is the element of power, consisting of overpowering force tempered by the unflinching will to accomplish tasks and desires. However, the recently militaristic Fire Nation have twisted this into Firebending being fueled by rage, hate and anger. Firebending draws its power from the sun and the first human Firebenders learned their techniques from the dragons.

Firebending is notable for its intensive attacking style and general lack of adequate defense moves, although some notable Firebenders utilize creative defensive moves. For example, Jeong Jeong can create fire walls, and Zuko can easily block and shoot down incoming objects.

Avatar Aang is a notable Firebender for his known skills of Firebending.

by FromthepeoplewhobroughtyouPWAP December 9, 2010

quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

Dumpster Fire

In entertainment or sports, a laughably poor performance usually caused by:
1. Lack of planning, preparation or talent.
2. Random events that effectively sabotage
the effort (i.e., technical problems).

Dumpster Fire is the kindest thing I can
say about Oakland's game against San Diego.

by Guitarist1234 December 22, 2008

fire ship

noun - Person (can be either sex, but more commonly used to describe a woman) who contracts a venereal disease and infects their subsequent sexual partners.

Comes from the historical naval warfare practice of lighting an old ship on fire and letting it drift into your enemy's formation to burn all of his ships.

"I think that chick with the great rack is really into me."

"Don't do it, man. I heard she's a fire ship."

by Gorillajoe April 15, 2007