fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 1, 2023

Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.

“Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”

by janabsjajabvs August 25, 2021

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009