farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.

Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.

by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016

farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.

"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!

by eli_whitney December 22, 2008

filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.

oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!

by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

fexting

Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message), this spinoff means talking dirty via Facebook.

Quit fexting your boyfriend and work on your paper!

by rastatay May 27, 2010

farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.

Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!

by katie jaeger December 23, 2005

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.

Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do

by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019