FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016

facetime

the act of 'getting facetime' is getting alone with your girl or man for some 'quality time'- usually just to do things your friends and parents wouldn't want to see.

GUY: Where you going?

GUY 2: Getting facetime with my girl.

by Jack Lycanthrope December 7, 2006

facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

fucetola

The Worst Football coach ever, coaches Williamstown Braves in NJ and is an absolute idiot

Coach Fucetola ran the ball on 3 and 15, what an idiot.

by G. Brown June 12, 2003

baby faucets

Synnonym of Boobs. Stragith men often consider them awesome and important.

Look at the baby faucets on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

O FaceTime

FaceTime on the iPhone for the purpose of titillating sex play resulting in orgasm.

I love it when our calls get sexy and we O FaceTime.

by AndieCat March 24, 2013