Fartknocker

Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.

That greasy kid in the front row is such a fartknocker.

by Jenn and Steph September 22, 2005

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

farkinlot

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

Fark you

A word used on choots

Fark you Yaseen and Riyaad, they choots

by Balachops July 2, 2021

fartknocker

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

Farkle

A really addicting game that can get can competetive with your friends.

A game played with 6 dice.

A game played on Facebook.

Yo, man, I was playing Farkle and I got a high score and Steve had to go and get a higher one.

by Cassie_yo January 11, 2010