fecal matter

Same thing as poo.

Man, I had fecal matter all over my chest last night by that hairy gorilla.

by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005

fecal fart

When someone accidentally deficates while farting.

Louie had a fecal fart after eating a can of refried beans.

by frenchie 312 December 17, 2015

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

by like a viking November 13, 2011

Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.

Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".

by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

fecalpheliac

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal

Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac

by jdt November 13, 2003

fecal fairy

A descriptive noun , used to describe a person of homosexual nature, who enjoys the fecal matter found in his or her lovers anal regions.

Dave , the fecal fairy, can never get enough of the fecal matter that he loves so dearly.

by B. Golden October 23, 2004