Polar Express

Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.

"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."

by Nickb123 November 27, 2012

pony express

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.

-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!

by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005

polar express

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

by p.nasty January 10, 2012

katie express

term for smearing PB on your ass and sitting on a girls face

she was katie expressed last night

by Syber March 17, 2008

the polar express

running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.

We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.

by bootylicious December 13, 2004

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005

designer expression

The affected pratice of setting one's features into a certain fixed pose that supposedly reflects the complex inner world of the wearer. Usually committed during the lighting of cigarettes and often consists of an inquisitively furrowed brow, puckered lips, and an overall air of being interesting. Fails to mask the utter vacuity of the face puller who risks inviting a torrent of scorn and verbal abuse down upon his head should his ruse be noticed for what it essentially is: a transparent effort to attract the admiration of peers and possible sexual partners without recourse to a sense of humour or a personality.

"Why's he looking like he's got the sun in his eyes?"
"He's a wanker with a designer expression."

by DPMars October 7, 2006