Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.

"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."

by Will Cohen December 11, 2004

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

by freak.bob May 20, 2022

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM

by direct crit October 20, 2023

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025