The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019
Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.
by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 21, 2019
An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!
by Aut Dawg October 12, 2019
Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018
by annonymous999992 November 29, 2018
A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
by Onetruecuck March 03, 2018